Well hey, it’s Cole. I almost never have a good night of sleep and I’m somehow always cold. If you’re looking for the way to my heart, consider an offering of chicken pad thai or a live tribute to Liza Minelli. My creative instincts sprout from my hobbies: sewing, crafting, drag, poetry.

I have huge goals. The dreams I aspire to are innumerable, but you’ll learn about them soon enough…once they produce my biopic (starring Jennifer Coolidge as Cole).